BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.
"Look at all the places that aren’t Titus or vaginas" am I on drugs because the boobs are fucking glowing to me.
this post is gold
"We traveled in a shelled nut, leaving behind the only planet we’ve ever known, in search for another life sustaining planet, a place to call home, a place called: Titus..”
curves on women are great, but curves on final exams are really what get me going
i need to get fucked by something other than my life
The perfect cuddling couch.
That is not a couch. That is a nest, and I want one.
My idea of household heaven right here.
Nathan Fillion is not appreciated enough.
Nathan Fillion must be protected at all costs.
Oh Mal…you be so hilarious.
I was just joking with him, but the look he gave me was complete betrayal
Oh my god the face